This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy.
- u: i dont like ur favorite character
- me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
- me irl: wtf the fuck..............
The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy
somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers
well that was fun
Have fun in your nightmares, kids.
- dainty small heterosexual lady protagonist: i thought you had died...
- large strong man with five o clock shadow and a gravelly voice protagonist: heh... you can't get rid of me that easy...
Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.
Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money
ill take the pepporoni
here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.Someone finally said it