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greeklesbian:

when my parents complain about me image

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callmeoutis:

womanthouartloosed:

castielsfear:

Bruce Wayne watched both of his parents die.

Tony Stark has heart problems and anxiety.

Peter Parker saw his uncle being murdered.

Steve Rogers lost his best friend.

Bruce Banner attempted suicide.

If they can save the world, you can get through this day.

Never stop fighting.

none of these people are real

god forbid kids be allowed to draw comfort and inspiration from fiction i mean what do you kick puppies for fun

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actionables:

forgot to share this gem from other night with you

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wewerenotthefirst:

dude, what if a prince is cursed to be a dragon but instead of being upset by it, they’re like ‘hell yeah i’m a dragon’ and they spend weeks finding the perfect decrepit castle to haunt and try to convince their fiancé to be a princess in the tower ‘just for like a week’ and everyone is like ‘we can break the fucking curse’ and the prince is like ‘but i’m a dragon.’

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superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

Video 1 Sep 51,902 notes

micdotcom:

11 ways to solve rape better than nail polish

The more we depend on women to prevent rape, the easier it is to blame them when it happens to them. Here’s a look at the well-documented ways we can actually stop rape. Maybe it’s time we invest a little more time and resources into implementing them before we send gallons of nail polish to colleges across the country.

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spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

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impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

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maleficentmordor:

I bet all the other hunters of the world are just looking at the sky and going-

“fucking winchesters”

#EVERY MAY #THEY ALL WAIT fOR THE FUCKING BLAST WAVE #WHAT WILL IT BE THIS YEAR #DEMON OUTBREAK #SUPER DEMON #FUCKING SATAN #FUCKING GOD #FUCKING LEVIATHANS #FUCKING SKY IS FUCKING FALLING

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spasticbirdie:

So I did that Naughty/Nice list thing with names and

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Even has to prank santa

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Dave you shouldn’t put all your smuppets on facebook smh

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Mother Harley, saint of science and marksmanship

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Your mom really appreciates the passive-agressive notes, Rose

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Jane what did you do to Gcat

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Yeah, 6724 out of, like, 4 isn’t bad at all.

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Better watch your drinking, Roxy

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Yeah Jake get it together god

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Yeah

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That’s just the way he is Santa I’m sorry

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Oh come on, all he did was kill everyone.

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