Video 30 Sep 75,882 notes

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

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Photo 30 Sep 96,339 notes

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Chat 30 Sep 26,820 notes
  • u: i dont like ur favorite character
  • me: ok cool ur opinion. 100%. this respect.
  • me irl: wtf the fuck..............
Video 30 Sep 25,080 notes

finalfortuna:

mayspicer:

princesszangiev:

coltercat:

The spoopiest part of this skeleton bird decoration is the complete lack of knowledge in basic skeletal anatomy

somebody please draw this creature with skin on because i think it would be horrifying because those are basically long fingers

well that was fun

Have fun in your nightmares, kids.

Photo 30 Sep 46,948 notes 2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

2wentyonepilots:

my new favourite tweet

Chat 30 Sep 4,835 notes
  • dainty small heterosexual lady protagonist: i thought you had died...
  • large strong man with five o clock shadow and a gravelly voice protagonist: heh... you can't get rid of me that easy...
Video 30 Sep 242,753 notes

"Tina"

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Photo 30 Sep 20,567 notes theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni

theliftinglife00:

zumainthyfuture:

reddlr-trees:

Pizza place at my university offers a “stoner pie” complete with pepperoni, bacon, extra cheese, mozzarella sticks, and French fries.

Get the pepperoni outta here and we good money

ill take the pepporoni

Text 30 Sep 66,803 notes

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

stupidd-chan:

here’s a dating tip
if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that. and don’t bug them about it or take it personally. you’ll make their anxiety worse or just end up making them feel guilty as shit.
this goes for friends too. don’t do that to your friends.

Someone finally said it
Text 30 Sep 662,216 notes

succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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